This is just terrible…
Fox News getting a warm wet reception at the Democratic convention: A sprinkler system partially flooded part of the Pepsi Center Monday morning. The Denver Fire Department, which has a crew stationed...
View ArticleFair, Balanced, and Homophobic
From Fox News late-night host Greg Gutfeld: Back in 2002, [John] Podesta formed a group called the Coalition for Freedom of Information, which demanded access to secret government records on UFOs. So...
View ArticleFrom the Trenches of the War on Christmas
In this dispatch from the War on Christmas we see the holiday debate finally breaking free from all possible connections to reality and the religious roots from which it grew. Some of our “friends”...
View ArticleJournalism 101
Allow me to tell you a true story. Last election, a nonprofit group known as ACORN helped register American citizens to vote. ACORN hired individuals to sign up voters and paid them a fee per...
View ArticleFair and Balanced, with Milk and Honey
In the interest of serious journalism, Fox News is hosting a “virtual tea party” on tax day. I am not kidding. They are not merely “covering” what they call the “tea party movement;” Fox News is...
View ArticleBootstraps Lecture
It’s insulting that you don’t think I’m better than you. I mean, how else can you explain all my money and success SUCK-sess?
View ArticleHard-Hitting News
Fox News is so good because its writers are such fine, upstanding citizens.
View ArticleWho Do you Trust?
If this is true, our entire country is completely fracked: Fox is the most trusted television news network in the country, according to a new poll out Tuesday. A Public Policy Polling nationwide survey...
View ArticleMust Read Fox News Rant
It begins something like this: Rupert Murdoch is a Godzilla-sized propaganda shunt in the shape of a dildo jammed up the interior of humanity, pumping in a daily dose of the trance-inducing drug...
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